PDX: Strippers With Balls, Sour Suds, And Ghostland On The Mountain

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Thrillist Portland
Wednesday July 11, 2012

The Playbook
Muddled Fruit in The Pearl, 7/10 Splits in The 'Beav

Pin-Up Girls: Pins For Pooches
July 11th, 7p & July 15th, 6p at Stars Cabaret: 4570 SW Lombard; Beaverton; 503.350.0868
Camper Van Beethoven would have likely changed their tune had they known about the Stars Cabaret's Pins For Pooches benefit for Oregon Dog Rescue, probably the best reason ever to buff your balls and go for the turkey. Show up at the Beaverton Stars tonight for a prime rib buffet and bid on a dancer to join your now-far-more-swollen three-member team for a Sunday throwdown, when they'll bus you to a nearby alley and host an awards ceremony at the club.
Seriously... shouldn't you be emailing 3 other dudes and pooling money to bid on a buxom blonde with a 230 average right now?
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Pearl Drops: Oven & Shaker's New Cocktails
1134 NW Everett; Pearl District; 503.241.1600
Pearl District hotspot Oven & Shaker is ringing in the belated arrival of Summer with a revamped roster of 'tails featuring mostly local spirits, including the minty aquavit/yellow pepper/maple syrup Pepper Smash #2, the Corleone (grappa, grapes & gin!), and the Cantaloupe Cucumber Sour, which oddly isn't a flip (Fantasia).
Take your salivary glands for a test drive with a peek at the revamped menu at Oven & Shaker's virtual cocktail lab
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Bitter Beer Face: Puckerfest
July 13th-19th at Belmont Station: 4500 SE Stark; SE Portland; 503.232.8538
Belmont Station's primed to rock your buds for a sixth year at Puckerfest, a week-long event during which at least one keg of ultra-rare, one-of-a-kind sour beer will be tapped daily, meaning a megaton's worth of Warheads will be unleashed in brews including Upright's De La Seven saison, the fruit-heavy Cerasus, and The Commons' wine-barrel-aged Eleanor, fitting considering your lemon face'll be scrunched up tighter than the former first lady's.
Get a day-by-day look at the Puckerfest's lineup at the event's official site
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Misty Mountain Hop: What The Festival
July 27th-29th at White River Canyon; Mt. Hood
Like Burning Man without the heat, or Bonnaroo without the crazed hippies selling hugs for $1, What The Festival makes its debut July 27th in the forest outside The Dalles, offering everything from totally-not-psychedelics-fueled scavenger hunts and live performance art, to three days of electronica-heavy live sets from the likes of Ghostland Observatory, Beats Antique, Space Funk Odyssey, and NastyNasty, which is how you'll feel when you realize you haven't bathed in three days.
Check out the full lineup and nab your tix to the Summer's dopest new fest right here
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Sleep Style: Rise And Fall Pillows
Don't hang your head over what you rest it on: our bros at JT've thrown together some awesome... throws, with designs ranging from skulls, to peace fingers, to a pair that combines to create a full mustache, for those who prefer a softer ride.
Get the most stylish sleep ever by scoring these pillows right here
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Mix Master: $39 for Cocktail R-Evolution + Mold ($78 value)
To scientifically engineer Kelly LeBrocks, you hotwire a Memotech MTX512 with a Barbie doll, hack the government mainframe, and pray for lightning. But to scientifically engineer cocktails, just grab this offer: for just $39, snag a Molecule-R Cocktail R-Evolution mixology package that'll run losers like Chet as much as $78 and includes three pipettes, slotted & measuring spoons, and 50 sachets of essential additives.
Make the Coyote Ugly chicks look like (super hot) amateurs by nabbing your cocktail kit right here
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-----------------Morning Quickie------------------
^ Hose Head - Take off, you hoser... to a beer-soaked screening of the classic Strange Brew, Thurs, 630p @ Mission Theater, eh.
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