If you are having trouble viewing this email, you can view it here |  | Video Newsletter #15 We're halfway to thirty video newsletters! What happens at 30? Not much other than feeling like maybe you wasted your 20s and your back hurts more than it used to. But, before we get to old age, check out our new bullet bottle opener, Tetris Coffee Mug, and energy-filled gummy bears! Phew, depression averted! 
| Featured Products: | New Videos! | Message from the Evil Boss: | Dear Valued Customer, If you're curious whether we're going to sell the giant soccer ball in the video, I am pleased to announce, "Check back soon! You never know (wink, wink)." As always, don't forget the promo code. Enter "putty" on the cart page to redeem your coupon. Thank you for your business, Jamie Salvatori, Owner | 
The Evil Boss, cackling | | | The Coupon Code! | | Please, please, please stalk us! | | Save $5 off your next order of $20 or more (excluding shipping costs and gift cards) by entering "putty" on the cart page.* * Please note that the coupon expires August 31, 2012. | | | | | | |
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