PDX: Customize The Perfect Donut

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Thrillist Portland
Thursday February 28, 2013

The Weekend Playbook
Donuts, bagels, and lap dances for breakfast

So You Think You Can Lap Dance
Amateur lap rides for all!
15826 NE Division, Portland; 503. 894.9219
This is like that FOX show, but with more nudity and pants-friction. Wild Orchid's hosting an amateur contest where would-be strippers'll use your lap as a stage and, if they're good, score some cash to pay for med school.
Pop over to Wild Orchid's NSFW site for a preview of the not-amateurs who'll be performing
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Pip's Original
Tiny donuts, made to order on Fremont
4750 NE Fremont #C, Portland; 503.206.8692
Pip's promises to meet your greatest fattest expectations via made-to-order mini donuts you can customize with toppings like raw honey, pink sea salt, sugar, and Ceylon cinnamon.
Get the goods without being tortured by Miss Havisham here
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Control Voltage
An electronic-music wonderland
3742 N Mississippi, Portland; 503.265.8494
City Ordinance 247b requires that every PDX citizen play in a synthesizer-heavy indie band at some point, so avoid being arrested by hitting this artillery shed for bleeps, blips, and bloops courtesy of old-school keyboards, Moogs, and high-tech synths. And since you have no idea how to use those, they'll hook you up with classes.
Sign up for one and get a head start on your dream of being in a Pet Shop Boys tribute band now
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Tasty n Alder
The son of Tasty n Sons
580 SW 12th, Portland; 503.621.9251
Legendary NoPo brunch/ cocktail spot Tasty n Sons has gone west -- as many pioneers are wont to do -- and set up camp downtown in a rustic-yet-fancy space that twists their brunch classics, then ups the ante with a dinner service that includes house-made charcuterie, lamb chops, fish stew, and a huge variety of steaks. Sucks that your wagon can only hold 200lbs.
Get the Tasty deets here
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Blackheart Bagels
Bagels, bagels, and bagels
2240 NE Sandy, Portland; 503.683.2602
NE Portland's Kickstarter-funded Blackheart isn't messing around with schmears and toasters and coffee and other things that aren't technically bagels. Just old-fashioned, hand-rolled, boiled flavors like salt, Italian herb, and dark sesame (also the realm of Elmo's evil brother).
Learn about the entire old-school process and start salivating here
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Oh, right: then hit the brand new Levant...
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Cal's Pharmacy
Make your own board, then make yourself look good in a former drug store
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MyIDKey
A flash drive the CIA would use
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PowerFlask
Juice up your gadgets on the sly
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JackThreads
New looks from Shades of Grey
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The Crosby Press
Things you could buy instead of McLaren's P1 supercar
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Five of TED's most palatable PowerPoints

The TED conference runs all this week, providing a stage for scores of the world's brightest and most compelling thinkers to offer up an intellectual feast. In terms of actual feasting, though, there are probably just coffee and bagels there or something, so we've decided to spare you the torturous hunger of attendance by rounding up five of TED's most gastronomic talks of the past for you to enjoy from home.

Find out why you should be eating more insects here!
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-----------------Morning Quickies-----------------

Bro Bible // Dude hilariously uses One Direction lyrics to pick up women
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Curbed // Apparently people now cram farms into shipping containers
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Huffington Post // 17 adorable grandparent Facebook fails
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COED // The man who invented the Long Island Iced Tea gets the PBS interview he deserves
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Gizmodo // 23 terrifying runways that will stoke your fear of flying
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