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Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings - August 01, 2013

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Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings 07.31.13

MALIBU, CA—Saying he had wanted to talk about the subject for years but feared it would damage his career, beloved entertainer Dick Van Dyke confessed Wednesday to being the infamous Zodiac Killer, the serial murderer who terrorized Northern Califor...

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