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Monday September 16, 2013

6 ridiculous Whole Foods products that never should've seen the light of day

When walking down the aisles of any Whole Foods in Mile High, you'll sometimes see truly spectacular things -- no, not a woman wearing yoga pants so tight you wonder how the blood is circulating through her legs. You'll see chickenless nuggets. How do you make a nugget without chicken?! We've looked high and low (on the shelves -- they get pretty tall sometimes) to find everything that makes the world's greatest grocery store look pretty darn silly.


Who the hell buys this crap?!
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