Best Strip Club Reviews Nationwide

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Thrillist The Weekender
Saturday February 1, 2014

The best Yelp reviews from strip clubs around the country

It's tough to get a real feel for a city until you've seen the local women gyrate topless for tips (or at least that's what Woodrow Wilson used to say). As all strip joints are not created equal, though, how does an out-of-towner know where to go for overpriced cocktails and meaningful conversation? Yelp, of course! Which is why we scoured the site for some of the choicest quotes from club-goers apparently devoid of any semblance of shame. Here are 20 of the best.


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Pollution sucks
China's electric car vending machines
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Burned abroad
Real-life travel scams you'd better know about before your next trip
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Lights, Camera, Vacation!
Spend just $325,215 and visit 20 iconic/exotic movie locations
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Catch me if you can
Dude works the system and eats off a first class plane ticket for A YEAR
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No seat for you
CollegeHumor presents: The 6 people you meet on the bus
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Peculiar Pints
Bishops Finger, Santa's Butt, and 11 other Brit beers with really weird names
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