I First Need Your Permission (I'd Like to Ship This Small Package to Your Doorstep)

20 years of experience put to work for you       March 31, 2014           I First Need Your Permission (I'd Like to Ship This Small Package to Your Doorstep) Dear Rude Awakening Reader, Because this is so important, I've made arrangements to have a small package delivered directly to your doorstep on Monday, April 7. The package should arrive between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. Be on the lookout for it. It'll come in a small, nondescript brown box -- about 8 inches long. It'll be discreetly marked with just your name -- nothing else. I suggest you open it immediately. What you'll find inside will shock you… And I'll even cover the full shipping costs to deliver the package. To confirm delivery, simply choose below and follow the form at the bottom of the page…   NEXT DELIVERY DATE -- MONDAY, APRIL 7 >> YES, PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE PAGE TO FIND OUT HOW TO CONFIRM MY SHIPMENT. << >> NO, I WANT TO DENY MY SHIPMENT UNTIL I REVIEW EVERYTHING HERE. << Sincerely, Greg Guenthner Managing editor, The Rude Awakening P.S. If you'd like to see what's inside the package before committing to receiving it, you'll find the full details RIGHT HERE. Many of us here at the office have already put the package to work. I can tell you, hands down, what you'll find inside could change everything -- from the privacy you feel in your own home to the ease in paying the bills to the way you look at the future. This package is that important. Click here to CONFIRM. <<                     The Rude Awakening is committed to protecting and respecting your privacy. We do not rent or share your email address. By submitting your email address, you consent to Agora Financial delivering daily email issues and advertisements. To end your Rude Awakening e-mail subscription and associated external offers sent from The Rude Awakening, click here. Please read our Privacy Statement. For any further comments or concerns please email us at rude@agorafinancial.com. If you are you having trouble receiving your Rude Awakening subscription, you can ensure its arrival in your mailbox by whitelisting the Rude Awakening. © 2014 Agora Financial, LLC. 808 Saint Paul Street, Baltimore MD 21202. Although our employees may answer your general customer service questions, they are not licensed under securities laws to address your particular investment situation. No communication by our employees to you should be deemed as personalized investment advice. We expressly forbid our writers from having a financial interest in any security they personally recommend to our readers. All of our employees and agents must wait 24 hours after on-line publication or 72 hours after the mailing of a printed-only publication prior to following an initial recommendation. Any investments recommended in this letter should be made only after consulting with your investment advisor and only after reviewing the prospectus or financial statements of the company.

Brian and Rob