20 Ways To Piss Off A Bouncer

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20 Surefire Ways to Piss Off a Bouncer

"Whoever came up with the phrase 'the customer is always right' never had a shouting match with a hipster at 3am. In my 10 years of being a bouncer, I've seen a lot of shameful crap. Here are 20 ways to piss off the bouncer when you're going in, or when you're being asked to leave."

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