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Expert Troll Bombards Dude Just 'Trying to Run a Business' and It's Instant Internet Gold and more...  In This Issue...  Expert Troll Bombards Dude Just 'Trying to Run a Business' and It's Instant Internet Gold  39 Feel Good Tweets to Start Off a Kickass Saturday  But Seriously, It's Black and Blue  Watch This Man Slowly and Hialriously Slide Down a Giant Icy Hill  Ikea's Sektion Collection Is Smart Looking  Park Your Keister, Meister Because We Got 17 Parking Fails For You  This Dude Caught People Stealing His Packages, So He Pranked the Shit Out of Them, Literally  Connor, the Boy Who Started the Fire, is Drew Carrey's Son and Nothing Will Ever Surprise Me Again  Entrepreneurial Fisherman Finds 20 Kilos of Cocaine and Decides to Go Into the Drug Dealing Biz, Gets Caught  15 "You Had One Job" Fails That Can Wait Because It's Saturday  For Absolutely No Reason at All: Here's Would Happen if Nuclear Weapon Dropped Near You and What You Could Do to Survive Nuclear War  Here's Why You Like the Smell of Your Own Disgusting Farts, You Gross Weirdo. Seriously, See a Doctor  More Recent Articles Expert Troll Bombards Dude Just 'Trying to Run a Business' and It's Instant Internet Gold This, this right here is what the internet is for dude. I am totally on board to subscribe to this comedic shit. Briiing it on. Submitted by: Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   39 Feel Good Tweets to Start Off a Kickass Saturday Submitted by: Tagged: twitter , feel good Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   But Seriously, It's Black and Blue Twitter in 2015: What colour is this dress you guys?! Twitter in 2017: pic.twitter.com/6OdiQLIhMP — Philly Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) January 26, 2017 Submitted by: (via @PhilipNByrne) Tagged: 2017 Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Watch This Man Slowly and Hialriously Slide Down a Giant Icy Hill   This video delivers. There's something very funny about some just slowly sliding down a hill. Like their moving slow enough that they should be able to take control of the situation, but they just can't. It's great.  Submitted by: (via ViralHog) Tagged: slide , ice Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Ikea's Sektion Collection Is Smart Looking Submitted by: (via mommawhore) Tagged: donald trump , ikea Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Park Your Keister, Meister Because We Got 17 Parking Fails For You Sometimes people have to go back to driving school. In fact, we've got 16 of them right here. Check out some parking fails, and feel better than that guy that parked on top of a Lamborghini. Submitted by: Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   This Dude Caught People Stealing His Packages, So He Pranked the Shit Out of Them, Literally   There's a reason that UPS offers a signature requirement.  This Salt Lake City man thought someone was stealing his packages, so he set up a camera and discovered it was actually a whole mess of people. So he started leaving some packages of his own to catch these guys and give them "a pretty upset stomach." Submitted by: (via USNews24) Tagged: diarrhea , gummy , pranks Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Connor, the Boy Who Started the Fire, is Drew Carrey's Son and Nothing Will Ever Surprise Me Again Last week, as Fox News desperately looked for something other than a reality-TV gameshow host becoming president to point to as the end of civilzation, stumbled upon a little boy and a fire. That boy, whose name is Connor, actually, said that he kind of started the fire because he felt like it and wanted to say “screw our president.” "Screw our President!" - Child claims to have started fire at @realDonaldTrump protest. pic.twitter.com/L6nFnk8aLf — Fox News (@FoxNews) January 20, 2017 Well, it turns out that Connor is none other than famous comedian and Price is Right-host Drew Carrey’s son. According to TMZ, Connor's infamous act of civil disobedience didn’t go unpunished. “A source close to Drew tells us Connor got caught up in the emotions of the crowd around him, and he was in hot water afterward," writes TMZ. "We're told Drew and Connor's mom were upset about how he expressed himself to the reporter, and talked to him about his language.” A photo posted by Drew Carey (@drewfromtv) on Jan 8, 2015 at 4:33pm PST Well, that’s it for me. I’ll never be surprised by anything again. Not even a super-secret surprise birhtday party that you guys are throwing me. Nope, I’m sure there’s nothing in this room. Oh, it’s completely empty. I guess there isn’t a surprise birthday party for me. fox news , donald trump Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Entrepreneurial Fisherman Finds 20 Kilos of Cocaine and Decides to Go Into the Drug Dealing Biz, Gets Caught First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get arrested. 32-year-old fisherman Thomas Breeding came across a shit-ton of coke in the Gulf of Mexico and made the brilliant move of trying to it. After all, that’s what people in the movies do, right? via GIPHY He’s now facing life in prison and a $4.25 million fine. That’ll change your life for sure. Just like in the movies. “This changed my life and way of thinking and also made me aware of some of the dangers that can be found off shore in the Gulf,” Breeding wrote. “I would like to let the public know the dangers and what not to do if this situation comes about.” Yeah, dealing a butt-ton of coke isn’t easy if you don’t know what you’re doing. It takes years of training to become a successful drug dealer. Haven’t you ever seen the movies? H/T Uproxx Submitted by: (via Pexels) Tagged: cocaine , coke , scarface Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   15 "You Had One Job" Fails That Can Wait Because It's Saturday "I'll take care of it on Monday" is the tired refrain of someone living through a Friday. Let's face it, no one wants to do their job as the week comes to a close. So it should come as no surprise that most "you had one job" fails happen on Friday. I have no science to back it up, but I support the four-day work week. Anyway, it's Saturday. Why are we talking about work. Here are some "you had one job" fails that will make you forget all about your one job. Submitted by: Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   For Absolutely No Reason at All: Here's Would Happen if Nuclear Weapon Dropped Near You and What You Could Do to Survive Nuclear War   The fine folks at AsapSCIENCE, for no reason whatsoever, released a new video yesterday on what would happen if a nuclear bomb dropped near you. Be clear: This has absolutely nothing to do with scientists moving the Doomsday Clock thirty seconds forward.  via Fox Or that the reality-TV gameshow host is kind of obsessed with the power of the bomb. Or that former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev saying "It all looks as if the world is preparing for war." Or that there's a new nuclear arms race. Nope, they just posted it so we know what happens in the event of a nuclear explosion.  But they did also post this video of what to do to survive nuclear war   Submitted by: (via AsapSCIENCE) Tagged: nuclear , science Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Here's Why You Like the Smell of Your Own Disgusting Farts, You Gross Weirdo. Seriously, See a Doctor   Everyone likes the smell of their own brand.  You've probably heard that one before, when you were ripping a real stinker in the car and rolling the windows up because you're a sadist.  via GIPHY But why do you like torturing innocent bystanders of your disgusting gas? Honestly, being subjected to your farts should be considered torture. Liking your farts is akin to waterboarding. You're a war criminal. You and your farts should sit before an international tribunal.  Yes, you.  Anyway, this video explains why you're such a sicko. ASAP Science continues to do great work in under five minutes.  via The Real Sporcle Submitted by: (via AsapSCIENCE) Tagged: farts , science Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   More Recent Articles Potentially Fake, Whistle-Blowing White House Leaks Twitter Account Is Easily the Most Fascinating Thing on Twitter Trump Goes to 11 as Video of Trump Is Replaced With Audio from Spinal Tap Monstrously Witty Troll Lures Unsuspecting Friend Into Amazing Cat Lady-Inspired Tale I'd Facepalm But My Hand Is Way Too Small To Be Effective Beauty Vlogger Asks Her Followers To Ask Their Boyfriends and Male Friends to Identify Mystery Object, Hilariousness Ensues       Click here to safely unsubscribe from "The FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures & Videos at Failblog.ORG." 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