Former Mexican President Has Had It With Trump and Brings His #FuckingWall To Twitter Where People Appreciate It Former President of Mexico Vincente Fox has had a real will-they-won’t-they with American President Trump even since that reality-TV gameshow host declared that he would build a wall on the Mexican-American boarder for some reason. You probably remember Fox saying something along these lines: So as Trump pushed his great big wall idea through with executive action, which could now cost American taxpayers $12-15 billion, Fox is back on the defense. He has now brought the battle of against this worthless slab of concrete to Twitter, where people are having a ball with this #FuckingWall. 
26 People That Ended Up Looking Like Underworld Cretins After Failed Eyebrow Jobs These eyebrow touch-ups, tattoos, sin-stains, whatever constitute 'FAIL' in every damn sense of the word, and then some dude. Leafing through these I genuinely felt my balls shrivel up in fear. Picturing walking by one of these nightmare hellfaces in a dark alleyway at the end of a long night, in no way failed to shoot a cold chill down the back of my spine. A few of these terror masks are what I'd imagine seeing gatekeeping the fiery gates of fucking hell. But hey. Whatever. All done for the sake of attaining that higher, top-shelf kind of beauty to get an eyebrow raise from the rest of the world, right? Riiight?
Dude's Casual Photoshop Request to Friend Ends Up Being Pure Star-Trek Themed Brilliance God I loved this one. Guy reaches out to his photoshop-adept broheme with the hopes of getting his Star Trek meets Cat on a plate wishes granted, and damn does his buddy deliver. The only other piece of information I found myself wanting from this epic tale, was why he needed the plate to begin with. There was an overriding sense of urgency; so, maybe if we're lucky, an update from the OP on that. Otherwise, big ups to the photoshop master in this scenario. 
35 Iconic Cartoon Shows That Failed at Keeping the Jokes Suitable for Kids Well well, would you look at that. A fine, extensive display of actively corrupting the minds of our vaguely innocent youth. This explains so much right? Nah, not really. But, the outright obviousness of the adult-oriented humor here makes it truly surprising these jokes crept their way onto the cartooned up set of many an iconic kids show. So, really, we must ask ourselves: a FAIL on the part of the writers, or a low-key WIN? 
18 Times Drunk People Were The Real Champions of the Weekend Ah Friday has rolled around yet again. Another week just about in the books. We sit on the cliff of dwindling work constraints, and stare out at the infinite possibilities of the weekend. I can almost taste that shit. The burn of a shot forced upon you by a friend supercharged on liquid courage. The steady mounting bar tab. The stressful ritual of approaching someone who might've made eye contact with you, or not at all, every now and again. Cheers ya filthy animals, happy Friday. 
Ridiculous Craigslist Conversation Over a Kitten That Ends Up Being a Rabbit Is Comedic Gold Well, I guess Trix aren't for kids after all. Hey that's not a short-hair, it's a short hare! Alright, for real, I'm done. I'll see myself out. Honestly, these are just the kinds of ridiculous Craigslist-inspired conversations I liiiive for. Buyer A, entirely unsuspecting, happens upon a first class troll who proceeds to confuse the shit out of them by bending their conversation so out of whack, it's almost something of a wonder they didn't pawn off the rabbit without knowing it. 
Jesus, The White House Spelled UK Prime Minister Theresa May's Name Wrong Three Times. Three Times. What is going on in the White House? While he's complaining about the size of the crowds at the inauguration, that reality-TV gameshow host who is now our president wasn't hiring someone with spellcheck on their computer. Honestly, this was probably written on a phone. The White House sent out a press release with UK Prime Minister Theresa May's name misspelled three times. It's spelled Theresa May. They spelled it "Teresa May." Three times. Ugh. Not to say I'm perfect, there are probably errors in all of my pieces for Fail Blog. But I write about "man fall down go boom." These are the leaders of the free world. Get it together. via Agent M Loves Tacos 
Watch This Indestructible Cable and the Cable's Marketing Get Destroyed When you say it's indestructible, it better be indestructible.
Meet the Titan cable, an iPhone cable that can't be destroyed because it has a very thick, metal casing. We'll see about that.
The fine folk over at The Verge took the Titan cable's can't be destroyed claims a little too seriously. While Titan probably meant, like, the end of the cable won't fray or wear out, the Verge decided to see how it held up to a samurai sword.
The results, as you probably guessed, don't favor the cable. 
Send in the Clowns: Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos to March On Washington  Woop! Woop! Watch out Congress, you’re not the only clowns in Washington come this September. The Insane Clown Posse, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J, will be bringing their hordes of Faygo-crazed fans, the Juggalos, to Washington, DC to protest women’s rights climate change racism government corruption nuclear proliferation foreign interference on our government tax hikes special interest groups the FBI’s classification of Juggalos as a "loosely organized hybrid gang.” In case you forgot about this, according to the Juggalo March website, this FBI classification has had pretty terrible effects on “hundreds if not thousands of people,” who were subject to “discrimination, harassment, and profiling simply for identifying as a Juggalo.”
via MTV It continues: “Over the past five years, our legal team has heard testimonies and reports from Juggalos all over the nation who have lost custody of their children, been fired from jobs, denied access into the armed forces, and the most common consequence — being officially labeled as a gang member by law enforcement agencies for wearing Juggalo related clothing or brandishing one or more Juggalo tattoos.” Honestly, if this is true, they should march. This is America, and if you want to dress like some sort of twisted clown or claim that you work at a “dark carnival,” that’s you’re right. You shouldn’t lose your job for having bad taste. Also, it’s some actual bullshit if Jared Leto helps Suicide Squad win an Oscar for essentially the same thing. Go get ‘em, Juggalos.
via Charlie Ernesto 
Watch This Dude Deliver a Hard Right Fist to His Laptop While Quitting His Job in Public "Take this job and shove it."
Six words we all wish we could say on an almost moment by moment basis. We've got episodes of The Americans we could be bingeing. This dude didn't say those precise words, but he made his point.
After quitting his job over the phone, he punched the shit out of his laptop, threw his phone, and started crying. That's why a strong work-life balance is important. Time to start putting that mindfulness training into practice.
via Reddit 
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