Cat Has Weird Sneeze For sneezing animal aficionados, here's a cat whose sneezing sounds a little like a squeaky door and a lot like the air being let out of a balloon at a high pitch. Shake that sneeze out, cat. 
Woman Discovers That Steak Is In Fact Beef And just like that you learn something new every day. Whenever you get down and in the dumps coming off a fresh brain fart experience, just remember that there are in fact people walking this globe that are unaware that steak is beef. Unreal. 
Man Steals $400 Of Gas, Employee Gets The Last Laugh Trying to pass off counterfeit bills is one of the dumbest things that a human being can do. Just picturing the look on this guy's face when he returned to the gas station, and saw those cops waiting to take him in is priceless. The fact that he had almost $2K of counterfeit bills on him was the true icing on the cake. 
Clever and Stupid Jokes That Aren't Wrong Since we're interesting beings capable of holding a few ideas in our head at once, it's sometimes fair to agree that something might not exactly be totally correct, but it may just as well be technically accurate. By no means are these observations actually intelligent, but they at least sort of feel that way. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 
Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Ancient Computer Man, oh man, this ancient artifact of a computer actually looks like it'd be a whole lot of fun to play around with. A true throwback. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 
Choosing Beggar Offers Exposure Instead Of Payment Nothing quite warms the heart like seeing a choosing beggar cross paths with someone who is ready and willing to call them out on their BS. This choosing beggar certainly got what was coming to them. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 
Twitter Thread: Being a Suited 5-Year-Old at a Cabaret Club So you're in France and you've been invited to hang out at a cabaret club. What do you do with your 5-year-old who can't get into that cabaret club? Among the many answers any of us would probably think of, it's likely most of us wouldn't think to turn it into a marketing opportunity. 
Things That Seem to Take Ages Our perception of time can be seriously altered by what's going on, especially if we're under incredible stress, experiencing uncertainty, or microwaving a burrito in a completely quiet house. Time and space can also change based on where you live, as evidenced by this Tumblr thread on cultures colliding over time and space. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 
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