LA Speed Check Narrated By Pilot There are reports that this story could actually be nothing more than a work of fiction. Real or not, it's still quite the entertaining tale.
"Tiny Mistake" With Balloons Causes Massive Disaster In all fairness the Balloonfest of '86 was in no way one of those tiny mistakes. It was a historical fail. What did they think would happen when they went ahead and released a record number of balloons into the atmosphere? Obviously things like gnarly traffic jams and an interference with air traffic were going to result from this mindless move. Must've looked cool for a hot second before everything basically came undone.
Pregnant Sister Wants Man To Change Cat's Name Man, we wish this was the first time we were encountering a ridiculous situation involving one person expecting the other person to change their cat/baby's name, because they want that precious name for their baby as well. It's a strange and completely delusional situation of ungodly entitlement. All you can really do with anyone who is making that request of you is to try and give them the reality check they so clearly need. This scenario sounds like such a nightmare that it's genuinely hard to believe it's real. For another ridiculous situation involving some baby name drama, check out this woman's sister-in-law who wanted to name her baby "Alibi." 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25.
The Biggest Bullets People Dodged We like to think we're in control of our own lives, but that's not always the case. We do our best to stay out of trouble, but sometimes it's just up to chance, or someone else's intervention that we don't end up stepping into a pit of snakes. One missed bus or the decision to have cake instead of pie can lead to some missed bullets or crazy butterfly effect situations. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.
Man Buys Old Lady Coworker Coffee, Regrets It Betty was playing with fire and she didn't even realize it. You can only imagine the kind of incredulous fear that gripped this poor dude as he watched Betty unknowingly, fearlessly chug a coffee drink that had six shots of espresso in it. It sounds like those 911 drinks are nothing but bad news. Why not just stick to a coffee, or even a double shot of espresso? That's just so much caffeine.
Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor Just in case you're unfamiliar with the Nextdoor app, it's a wonderful hub of people voicing various complaints and other strange observations about their respective neighborhoods. We've rounded up a hilarious collection of some of the most ridiculous musings we were able to find from an account dedicated to Nextdoor funnies on Twitter. These might just get you in the holiday spirit. Or, maybe make you thankful that you're not living next to some of these people. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16.
90s Nostalgia to Dip Back Into Those Core Memories The good old 1990s. Sure, there were as many massive problems going on during that decade as there were in any other, but to many people growing up back then it was more about beanie babies and delicious-smelling markers than it was about geopolitics. For an extra trip in the ol' time machine, here are some nostalgic junk foods from the 90s. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37.
Choosing Beggar Expects Free Art, Artist Claps Back They got what they were willing to "pay" for. If you're in the business of trying to sell your professional work/services in the online world, it seems like it's unfortunately only a matter of time before you come across a choosing beggar in the wild. Sometimes, they'll show their cheap and entitled face right from the start. Other times they'll lead you on a little bit, and then spring their completely irrational demands on you. At least this artist kept a sense of humor about it, and really gave that choosing beggar what they deserved. Check out another ridiculous choosing beggar case with this coworker who expected free dinner two weeks after an operation.
Loopholes People Were Able To Exploit For Years Sometimes it can feel like the universe itself is throwing you a bone, when you happen upon a long-term loophole. Loopholes are basically cheats codes in real life. These folks were able to exploit their respective loopholes for way longer than they should've been able to. For some, they're still somehow getting away with their sneaky antics. That free burger loophole sounds way too clutch. A true shame they got rid of that. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28.
Twitter Thread: Daring Cat Eats Magical Cookie, Adventure Ensues Man, you never want to underestimate the power of an enhanced magical cookie. This cat was certainly in for a wakeup call when they decided to play around with the magical cookie. We're just glad that everything worked out and that the adventurous cat is okay. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13.
Jimmy Kimmel Rips Leno For Ruining Conan Man, you can just sit back and watch Jay Leno get absolutely roasted on his own show and never offer anything remotely close to a worthy retort the entire time his roast goes down. All that Jay Leno really does is just laugh uncomfortably. Submitted by: (via tnmv2)
Misfortune Monday: The Many Layers of "Oops" Life is weird. Things seem to be going fine, and then all of a sudden, through no fault of your own, or some fault of your own, or pretty much exclusively fault of your own, misfortune just keeps happening. Bridges get destroyed, crock pots full of chili get exploded all over cars, and frisbees get stuck in Fabergé eggs. It's too much to taste all the flavors of chaos. 1. "In need of contractor" 2. 3. Australian summer likes to melt 4. confused a brining bag for a cooking bag 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. acetone spill 11. 12. food costs in rural Alaska 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. When the last egg is rotten 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25.
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