Wholesome Revenge: Students Prank Teacher, Teacher Has Last Laugh and more...

These students thought they'd prank their teacher, but the teacher ended up having the last laugh. Ah, yes. Got to love a nice case of a wholesome revenge. Nothing gives a student the fear like a fake test with a bunch of answers there was no way they'd be prepared for answering.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/mikebwn_80 • 6h + JOIN Students pranked me. I had the last laugh. I spent about 10 years teaching high school humanities at a small private school. For my first two years, I didn't have a classroom, just a small office I would bring what I needed for each class on a cart and go from room to room, depending on which teacher had a prep at any given time. This was incredibly inconvenient and, not being the most organized of teachers to begin with, made things difficult to keep

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Text - There were a group of 11th grade boys who decided to make things a little more difficult for me. They were good kids, we got along well, I coached several of them on the school soccer team, but they decided that since my office would often be empty, it was a great place to prank. It was never anything too serious, things falling over when I opened the door, or things disappearing for a day and then turning up in a different place the next day. Nothing was ever damaged, and I could never p

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Text - My school had mandatory final exams in each academic course. I didn't really think they were necessary, so I would generally make them pretty easy with a lot of preparation. I would give out study sheets and play review games for a couple of weeks before the test, and there was no reason the students wouldn't do well on them. I had approval of admin to do this as they weren't particularly fond of the final exam rule either, it was as school board policy.

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Text - A few nights before the offending boys had their exam, I had a brainwave. I created a second exam. Gone were the multiple choice questions and obvious things from the review sheets. In their place came detailed questions about concepts that were briefly mentioned in class. Essay question after essay question. Ambiguous questions with no clear answers. Definitions of words that there was no way they knew. It took a couple of hours, but I laughed the whole time. When the test came, I had th

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Text - When the test came, I had the special exams at the bottom of the pile and handed them out to each of the four or five boys. I told my vice- principal what was happening and he insisted on being present. I started the timer and watched as the boys flipped over their papers. It was all I could do to keep a straight face. Eyes went wide. Heads were shaking. Panic was setting in, especially as they saw all their classmates flying through their exams. One of the boys raised their hand. "Sorry,

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People Being Dumb Dumbs In Cars

These mental wipeouts from people in their cars resulted in some serious fails. They might make you feel better about your most mindless moments behind the wheel. We're all prone to making a mistake every now and again. Just gotta roll with it.

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Vehicle - This is what you look like when your don't have your headlights on.

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Text - Sometimes it pays to have a dirty car. My son got rear ended last night, the other driver was aggressive and left without exchanging info.

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Vehicle - These people deserve to be flung into the sun awa

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Automotive exterior - February 16, 2016 · Energy, IL · O So I get rear ended. Guy pulls back goes around me flipping me off. l'm like great hit and freaking run what a day! I get out of the car and here's what I find: the idiot's license plate is stuck to my hitch!!! World dumbest criminal! It took 30 seconds for Marion PD to find this dude!! #jimmyfalonlive NOIS@ 701 U ATE POLICE 93 701 U FRATT ARKY

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Vehicle - No caption needed... DaLAND POLICE 01992 ww.t ag

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Vehicle - Highly Intelligent individual backs car sister's car. through fence and off ledge onto my

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Land vehicle - This guy was trying to show off his Porsche at a car show by drifting away.. Straight onto a curb and hit 11 people.

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Road - Secure load OIT 5658 S DERTHS YEAR ON AS ROADS Vance Jackson Rd AUTO SALES

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Vehicle - Idiot ends-up on train tracks after not looking where he was going

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Land vehicle - There he is! Hall TACOELL Ab AUTO PARTS ACE MART SAPY

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Vehicle - Upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his car and had to call AAA

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Vehicle - It takes very little time to secure whatever your transporting to avoid this

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Land vehicle - My daughter just texted me this picture with the note, "Dad, I hit a tree and there is just a bit of damage". CRREK CAUTION CUIDAD

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Local Metal Band Absolutely Shreds It

The audience was not anywhere near ready for the caliber of this performance. Eager to see where these kids wind up if they keep up these kinds of performances into their later years.

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Tumblr Thread: Magenta Isn't A Real Color

Some Tumblr threads do a phenomenal job at taking our brains on wild and unexpected brain trips. For instance, this thread that suggests that the color magenta isn't actually a real color. Instead, that it's just our brains "guessing" at a color.

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Text - x4w rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

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Text - inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)

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Text - achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily what

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Text - achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily Q is magenta real ALL IMAGES NEWS MAPS VIDEOS Violet and red, the two components of magenta, are at opposite ends of the visible spectrum and have very different wavelengths. The additive secondary color magenta, as noted above, is made by combining violet and red light at equal intensity; it is not present in the spectrum itself. w https://en.m.wikipedia.org > wiki Magenta - Wikipedia About Featured Snippets I Feedback

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Text - G. Magenta is not part of the visible spectrum of light.

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Text - Visible spectrum wrapped to join violet and red in an additive mixture of magenta. In reality, violet and red are at opposite ends of the spectrum, and have very different wavelengths.

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Text - pococurantina how can a color be fake

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Text - shaaknaa Wait til you learn about Stygean Blue

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Text - pyrrhiccomedy Your brain is a badly-designed hot mess of bootstrapped chemistry that will tell you that all kinds of s t is happening that has no correlation to physical reality, including time travel. It just makes things up. Your brain is guessing about what's happening when your eyes saccade, what's happening in your blind spot, and what the majority of the visible light spectrum looks like, and you don't know it's happening because it doesn't aid your survival to become aware that a l

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Text - The human eye only has three types of color sensitive cones, which detect red, blue, and green light. Your brain is making up every other color you perceive. Let's have a little fun with that thought. This is the visible spectrum of light.

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Text - - Increasing Frequency (v) 10" 106 104 102 10 10 10 10 10 10 v (Hz) Х пауу у пуs UV Microwave FM IR AM Long radio waves Radio waves 10 104 1012 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 À (m) Increasing Wavelength (À) → Visible spectrum 400 500 600 700 Increasing Wavelength (0) in nm -

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Text - You will of course note that yellow is on the chart. Yellow has a discreet wavelength, and is therefore a distinct physical color. But we can't see it. "Sorry, what the f k?" What we call yellow is just what our brain shrugs and spits out when our red and green cones are equally stimulated. We have light receptors that can pick up on the physical spectrum of light we call yellow: that's why yellow things don't just look like moving black blocks to us. But your brain has no fucking idea wh

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Text - Some animals have eyes that can perceive the color yellow! Goldfish have a yellow cone in their eyes. If they could talk, they could tell us what yellow looks like. But we wouldn't be able to understand it. What your brain actually sees of the color spectrum:

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Text - 10-14 10* : 106 10-12 10-10 10 102 10° Increa YUP- got it Visible spectrum uh-huh shrug idk NOPE LOL 400 500 600 700 Increasing Wavelength (.) in nm

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Text - We can measure the wavelength of light, so we know that when we see 'yellow,' we are seeing light in that 550-ish nanometers range. But we don't have a cone in our eyes that can pick that up. Your brain just has a very consistent guess about what color that wavelength of light could be. We decided to name that guess 'yellow.' We can't imagine what yellow really looks like any more than a dog can imagine the color red.

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Text - Here's the funny thing: your brain is never perceiving just one photon of light at a time. Something like 2*10° photons per second are hitting your retina under normal conditions. Your brain doesn't individually process all of them. So it averages them out. It grabs a bunch of photons all coming from the same direction, with the same pattern, and goes, "yeah, that cup is blue, f k it, next."

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Text - That's how colors blend in our eyes. So sure, if a photon of light with a wavelength of 550 nanometers bounces into our eyes, we see what we call “yellow." But if we see two photons at the same time, coming from the same object, one of which is 500 nms and the other of which is 600 nms, your brain will average them out and you will still see yellow even though none of the light you just saw was 550 nms.

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Text - So how does magenta factor into this? Well, as we've just established, when your brain sees light from two different slices of the visible light spectrum, it will try to just average them together. Green plus red is yellow, fk it. If it's more red than green, we'll call that 'orange.' Literally who gives a s it, we're trying to forage over here. There are bears out here and it's so scary.

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Text - What happens if you take the average of blue and red light, which we perceive to be magenta? What's the centerpoint of that line? F king green. Hey, that's not gonna work? We live on a planet where EVERYTHING IS GREEN. If something is NOT green, that means it's either food, or a potential source of danger, and either way your brain wants you to know about it.

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Text - So your brain goes, WHOOPS. Okay - this is fine. We already made up yellow, orange, cyan, and violet. We'll just make up another color. Something that looks really, really different from green. And so it made up magenta. So, physics-wise, is magenta “real?" No; there's no single wavelength of light that corresponds to magenta. But you're rarely seeing only a single wavelength of light anyway. And even when you are, every color other than RGB is a dart thrown on the wall by your meat compu

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Text - Explaining this thing is a little more than I want to take on on a Saturday morning, but l've included a link above that goes into it a little more. The point is that only the colors that actually touch the 'outline' of the shape actually correspond to a specific wavelength of light. All of the other colors are blends of multiple wavelengths. So magenta isn't special. Given that color is just a fun trick your brain is playing on you to help you find food and avoid danger, is magenta real?

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Text - Yeah, absolutely. Or at least, it's just as real as most of what we see. It's what we see when we mix up blue and red. It would be disastrous from a survival standpoint to perceive that color as green, so we don't. Because it's not green. Light that's green has a wavelength of around 510 nm. Stuff that's magenta bounces back light that is both ~400 and -700. Your brain knows the difference. So it fills in the gap for you, with the best guess it has, same as it does with your blind spot. T

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Text - humanpersonface So I googled Stygian Blue and... stygian blue ALL IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS NEWS w Wikipedia > wiki > Impossible_color Impossible color - Wikipedia Impossible colors or forbidden colors are supposed colors that cannot be .. For example, to see "stygian blue": staring at bright yellow causes a dark blue afterimage, then on ... .... Types Opponent process Real colors Ima

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Text - the-aro-ace-arrow-ace CHIMERICAL COLOR DEMO TEMPLATES Fatigue template (stare at "x") Target field (glance at "x") Approximate Rendering STYGIAN BLUE (simultaneously deep blue and black) SELF-LUMINOUS RED (simultaneously red and brighter than white) HYPERBOLIC ORANGE (more than 100% color saturation) HOW TO SEE THE FORBIDDEN COLOURS

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Entitled Woman Expects Free Ice Cream, Petty Spite Ensues

This woman was in dire need of a reality check. Fortunately for the rest of the world, someone was ready to give it to her.

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Text - I run an ice cream truck on the side to earn cash. Normally park in the tourist hot spots during peak hours. Today a young girl ran up to my truck and told her mother she wanted an ice cream. The mother told her no as she didn't have any money. The girl was really cute and seemed excited so I offered the mum a free ice cream as a spur of the moment thing. Girl was happy, mum was happy, I was happy they were happy.

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Text - After they left a bogan woman quickly walked up to my truck and said she saw I was giving away ice cream and asked for three “hundreds and thousands chocolate ice creams" (hundreds and thousands are a topping) for her kids. I told her I wasn't giving ice cream out and it was just a one-off. She was very annoyed at this as she thought it was unfair that her children were being denied free ice cream when I gave some to “that Asian brat" as she put it. Okay, up until now l'm obviously NTA. B

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Font - Mrs Bogan is really worked up now and calling me names. Repeated the act to a family (parents + 2 kids) walking past and gave them each a freebie. At this point she stormed off infuriated and I felt a little happy at how mad l'd made her.

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Guy Tricks Noisy Neighbor into Smashing His Own TV

Having a noisy neighbor who keeps you from sleeping can feel like literal torture. After it kept getting worse, this dude took matters, and aux cords, into his own hands. Here's a similar story of a guy who got cunning revenge on his noisy neighbors.

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Text - O r/pettyrevenge · Posted by u/parkesc 1 hour ago Loud Neighbor Gets Silenced When I started my sophomore year in college (over 2 decades ago), the guy who moved into the dorm next to me was just a stereotypical meathead jock who was kind of overweight. And it turns out, he was a shitty neighbor. Two things about these dorm rooms: 1. The walls were rather thin. Not only did I hear every decibel of his loud music and TV, but one night he brought some girl home with him for some fun (the wh

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Text - 2. The rooms had drop ceilings, like offices with cubicles built by the lowest bidder. This will come into play later. Anyway, a few days into fall semester that year, I discovered this guy had a habit of blasting his TV at full volume, from 11pm to 1am. Since I had to be up before 7am, 4 times a week, this was not ok by me. Despite my complaints to the ineffectual RA, nothing happened. At first, I decided to counter this by putting a couple large speakers against the bedroom wall and bla

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Text - One afternoon I decided to investigate what was above the drop ceiling in my bedroom. After moving a few tiles I saw the coax cables for every dorm on this floor. And they were labeled with the room numbers on little tabs every 4 feet. Jackpot. Also, I'd like to note that I had a part time job at RadioShack at this time (pretty sweet gig for a few reasons) so I finagled a couple tools - a coax cable stripper and crimping tool - and got a couple cable connectors and a female to female adap

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Text - Then ..I waited until later that night. Like clockwork, the TV was on at full volume. I stood up on my bed, and SL OWLY unscrewed one of the connectors, just enough to cut off the signal to his room. The sound of loud static became the most satisfying thing I ever heard. It was then followed by "WHAT THE FUCK?!" on the other side of the wall, and then a lot of shouting, swearing, and banging on the innocent TV set. 30 seconds later I screw the connector back in. "BOUT TIME! PIECE Oʻ SHIT!

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Text - The shouting and banging continued and I just let it escalate for a couple minutes, to the point where he was just bellowing in impotent rage. He honestly sounded like a humiliated water buffalo that was somehow capable of making vaguely human speech-like vocalizations. He finally gave up and shut the TV off. 11:13pm. I screwed the connector back in and finally got a good night's sleep. FYI, this went on for 4 more days. On the 5th day, which also happened to be trash day (we set our plas

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Text - I chuckled, then I stood over the TV and bowed my head in a moment of solemn reflection. Farewell Emerson TV, you had to be sacrificed in the name of sanity, and peace and quiet. Wherever you end up, I hope you'll be in a better place.

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Tumblr Thread: A Rundown On A Rad Rock Collection

Anyone nerding out over something like rocks gets a win in our book. Fair to say that this rocks.

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Rock - Though you may assume this is a Small Rock, it is in fact a very Large Rock, and also a very Heavy Rock, but most especially a very Square Rock, which is what makes it particularly cool.

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Product - reddpenn Anyway, do you guys want to see my Cool Rocks? This is my grandfather's rock. It is Probably a Garnet, which he mined out himself when he was in college studying to be a geologist.

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Finger - Here we have a rock which used to be a tree. This rock is petrified wood! It was one of my very first Cool Rocks!

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Organism - Speaking of rocks that used to be things that were not rocks, this rock is Petoskey stone! This rock used to be a coral. Let's get a good look at those patterns.

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Rock - Amethyst? It's an Okay Rock. If you are looking for an inexpensive rock to start your collection, amethyst is the way to go. It's a quartz with a deep purple color. A very nice, if average, rock.

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Mineral - Now citrine.. Citrine is a Cool Rock! It's a smoky quartz with a lovely honey color. The druzy on my chunk of citrine has a wonderful sparkle.

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Rock - This is my Amazonite! It grew that hexagon shape all by itself! This specimen is from Colorado.

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Chocolate - Look at this shiny little slice of rock! This rock is Tiger Iron, and those bands of red and orange glow beautifully with some light behind them. These different colored bands are made from Hematite (the dark silver), Jasper (the red- orange), and Tiger-Eye quartz (the yellow- orange).

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Green - Here's a rock you've probably seen before! This Cool Rock is Malachite. The patterns and rings are from the stalagmites this little egg was carved from.

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Adaptation - Whoa, look at this giant slab of Extremely Cool Rock!! These crystals formed in the cracks of fossilized mud, to make the awesome patterns in this geode of Septarian! This is my second best rock.

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Rock - This is my Best and most Favorite Cool Rock. In this dark room it's a dull little grey rock, but if I move it closer to the light...

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Rock - Those glints of gold! Those veins of blue! This rock is most certainly Labradorite, which changes color spectacularly when the light hits it just right. Let's put it in direct sunlight.

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Diamond - Yes!! YES! There it is!! The Best and Coolest Rock!!!!

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Employee Discovers Food Allergy At Company Potluck

This employee came to learn what constitutes a food allergy, a bit later than they might have expected. The tingling that their brain had registered as perfectly "normal" was an allergic response to the bananas they were eating. Their co-workers must've gotten a kick out of the revelation.

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Text - TIFU by not realizing I'm allergic to bananas, and making my coworkers think l'm a dumbass M This didn't just happen, this was about a year ago when the staff in my office was 95% southern ladies over 65 years old. They were mostly retired, working part time as office staff. And they LOVED potlucks, they lived for them, to the point where we had one pretty much every month.

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Text - They honestly didn't need a reason to bring in a ton of food, and I had to problem eating it. The day the fuck up happened was a potluck day, and when I was putting my food in the break room fridge I saw someone had brought in a banana pudding. It was beautiful, covered in whipped cream in a pretty crystal dish, and you know it was made with grandma love. I love banana pudding, and made a mental note to save room for some.

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Text - So lunch time comes, and l'm sitting there with everyone surrounded by all the food, when I remember the banana pudding. I grab a huge bowl of it, and I see that there's also a layer of sliced banana mixed in with the pudding and wafers and whipped cream, and I've never had it with real banana before. So I start eating it, it's delicious of course, and I tell that to the lady who made it. And then I say "I've never had banana pudding with actual bananas in it! You'd think the tingling wou

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Text - Then the sweetest, oldest lady of the bunch leans over and pats me on the back and says "bless your heart, I think you're just allergic to bananas." For those who don't know, saying 'bless your heart' is southern lady speak for 'well you're an idiot, aren't you?. I finished the banana pudding, but they never let me live that day down. Sometimes I would come in and they would leave a banana on my desk as a reminder. Jokes on them though, l'd still eat them.

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Text - TL:DR I thought it was normal for your mouth to tingle after eating a banana. It turns out I'm just allergic to bananas and the old ladies I work with thought I was an idiot. Edit: Wow I can't believe how popular my fuck up got! Thanks for the gold! I mentioned this to the ladies who are still working in the office and they say thank you for making them internet famous!

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Employee Counteracts Annoying Coworker With Plants

Man, just picturing what this employee was going through with coworkers depositing stuff on their desk, is enough to bring the blood to boil. Fortunately, they were able to use some handy plants to offset the BS. Janet wasn't ready for the petty jungle.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/ezeebee • 1d Desks are for plants, not paperwork At my previous job, I had fridge and microwave. People congregated there while they were making their lunch, and sometimes just because they happened to meet each other next to my desk while they were both walking up the length of the office and stopped to have a conversation. This meant that the end of my desk became the dumping ground for the stuff that people were carrying but didn't want to hold while they had th

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Text - It didn't inconvenience me hugely most of the time, but I really hated the fact that people dumped stuff on the end of my desk while I was sitting there working without even asking "is it okay if I leave this here for a moment?". Plenty of people would put stuff down then walk off without it, meaning I had to either deal with it being there in my way or chase them down to give it back to them.

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Text - To counter this, and to annoy Janet in particular, I decided to completely block up that end of the desk, solely to stop people putting stuff on it. Over a few months (so as to not arouse suspicion), I bought houseplants and brought them to work, arranging them on my desk in various positions. Eventually I had created a complete fort of houseplants that covered the end of my desk. You could see Janet get visibly confused as she went to dump stuff on the end of my desk but found a jungle i

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Former Store Manager Deliberately Hires Thief As Replacement

This former store manager decided to get back at the place he used to work at by intentionally hiring a replacement that was a thief. The fact that the thief was hired and then left unsupervised was really the icing on the cake in this revenge.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/Colo1984 • 210d 1 I, as a former store manager, deliberately hired a thief as my replacement x post from O r/confession Original post TDLR: Abusive owners tried to get me to unknowingly hire my own replacement. Due to their behavior I hired a thief to replace me instead.

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Text - I was recently let go from my job as a store manager. The company I worked for was abusive to both me and my staff. Some examples (there are a lot more) would be: • The owners/upper management coming to the store and chasing the staff around while snapping their fingers and saying "You're not working hard enough! Go, go, go!" The owners/upper management coming to the store and telling me how fat X employee is. The owners/upper management spreading rumors about the staff and I.

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Text - The owners/upper management screaming at us over the phone loud enough that customers could hear it. A month or so before I was let go I had a pay dispute wherein I explained bluntly, but professionally, how they need to pay me because it's the right thing to do. They had promised extra pay above my salary for working hours I shouldn't have had to do because of something they did and then purposely did not pay me that money. Eventually they paid me but they REALLY didn't like that I stood

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Text - After this, I was strangely given permission to hire a staff for the store. I needed one so I happily posted an ad online and started interviewing people. It took a month but l finally found one I liked and called their references which came back average but good enough. A sales representative I knew saw the resume on my desk and told me I should call X business (which was not on the resume). I did and it turned out this person had been fired for theft of money and product (in the same in

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Text - A few days after deciding against the thief I was forwarded a resume from the owner that had stopped speaking to me. It was instructing me to interview the thief I decided against. But how did this owner get the thief's resume in their inbox? The ad was mine, and forwarded only to my email, and only I had the password to the account. I followed the link back to an ad that I didn't write and posted from a different account. This ad was for a store manager. A poor attempt at being sneaky. I

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Text - The owners are notoriously spiteful. But I know they are also lazy and don't do their due diligence. They think they are having me hire my own replacement without me knowing. So, I hired the thief as my "employee" while the owners, having already seen the thief's resume, sees them as a good fit for store manager. I vouched for the thief's references knowing they'd never call them themselves. 3 weeks later I was let go when I arrived at my store. The owners seemed confused by the big smile

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Text - The thief took over managing the store. Thanks to the new store hours the thief works 5 days a week, with no staff, open to close, unsupervised. 16.7k 377 1 Share

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Choosing Beggar Asks Man To Drive Hundreds Of Miles To Assess Soil

Alrighty, my dude, looking at the soil is not going to speed up the natural process of time, time needed to make those seeds grow. This is certainly one of the more wild curveballs that we've seen a choosing beggar throw.

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Text - hello would need to talk to you about the seeds please hello I saw you accept the invitation are you ready to talk Hi mate, what's up? C you sent me seeds on your reddit post but it doesnt grow oh right, did you remember to add soil and water and time?

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Text - C YES i planted them, water no it has been raining, it is over a month well over since I planted them and nothing I'm sorry to hear that; I can send more if you want to try again? C Can you come and see it You mean come and look.. at the soil? Not sure how it would help! Mate are you on Reddit? C Yes correct, you sent the seeds in may

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Text - my friend you live in Chichester that is like 250 miles from my house C well you sent me the seeds I am trying to understand why they did not grow, I thought you can help I'm happy to help mate but I'm not driving 250 miles to look at some soil without anything growing in it C well me and my daughter have worked on this for nothing

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Text - im not sure what you want me to say tbh mate, I've given these seeds to dozens of people and this is the first time I've heard "nothing grew at all" C https://i.redd.it/rt06vj3n67331.jpg that's my garden C this is how it is meant to grow to look like Like I said mate, I'm not sure what you want from me. I can send more seeds or you may well find stuff comes up next year instead if you just wait.

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Text - C can i plant more seeds yeah l'll send some if you like C no different ones different ones in the same ground well yeah I guess so, no harm in banging some more on top C will you pay haha what

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Text - C will you pay for the seeds https://i.redd.it/rt06vj3n67331.jpg that's my garen again *garden yes I need seeds to make it look like if you can send the money I will get them alright mate l've got to go but look out for yourself on reddit, okay? what? on reddit

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Rare Insults That Rocked People To Their Core

We're back at it again with a fresh round of rare insults that people broke out in the comments section. They're the kind of insults you might be able to appreciate, while potentially feeling bad for laughing at. These people are just being themselves, but hey, you can't stop a rare insult once it's been unleashed.

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$Text - fotmh fold Add a public comment... 9 months ago When you want to see 50 folds of paper but Taylor Swift starts talking math 3.8K 17$

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Selfie - CudBirdman LTED TOWERS 0:24 & 44 74 192 The Things I See On Twitter 7/16 - Birdman Jerry The Meme Mouse • 1 year ago 3:40, he looks like the villain who ties people to railroad tracks.

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Text - Ryan Thompson @ryanthompson94 How is @mulaney still good looking while also looking like a combo between the rat from flushed away and Randall from Monsters Inc

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Suit - BERY Alisa The Mushroom • 1 month ago Cardi B seems like a bird who was just turned into a human recently and doesn't exactly know what is going on yet

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Photo caption - Sugar Sweet •3 months ago Pete Davidson looks like The Annoying Orange. 1.5K 8

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Food - Wendy's @Wendys When literally anything would be better on a bun than their beef. ComicBook NOW!O @ComicBookNOW - Feb 16 BURGER KING is testing a sandwich with nothing but french fries: comicbook.com/irl/2020/02/17.

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Hair - * snorlaxatives kaitlin bennett looks like isla fisher in scooby-doo when she's riding on the back of the quad and hits her head on a branch and her face gets all monster-y and fucked up also i really wish people would just collectively ignore her so any ounce of relevance she has would deplete and she would go away forever snorlaxatives exact same energy

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Photo caption - WOLFE SLUAHS SMALL $255 MEDIUM $3.05 LARGE SESS Gour Geurs INSIDE ASTER edition INSIDE edition ASiTicn VIEW 57 REPLIES antonio perez•3 years ago The donut shop owner looks like a homeless jimmy Fallon

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Hair - GIO D.G. Echo • 4 months ago Amy looks like an alien that tried to replicate Scarlet Johansson but stopped midway

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Text - S 1 Award Girls who brag about how they can steal your man are just the female version of xbox live guys talking about how they fucked your mom Leo-Zodiac • 6h That's not how rareinsulin works nor rareinsulator 59 mbro-1• 5h • This sounds like the American healthcare system 1 48

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Public speaking - Asome7 5527•4 months ago This guy looks like both my grandparents at the same time.

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Car - ADEN 618642 Yos P_enta • 1 day ago ADyName Doug is the type of guy to use his turn signal while taking a curve

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Chin - RT Gnohomo · 3 months ago Why does he look like the the rock if he became a conspiracy theorist

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Boss Tries To Toy With Employee, Employee Engineers Their Downfall

This boss thought that they'd be able to play games with an employee who quite simply was more than ready to dish it back to them in true pro revenge fashion. And in this case, that pro revenge looks like the employee pretty much taking all of their clients.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/CallMeSwellington • 14h 1 S 1 1 The "Girl Friday" with the PhD takes over the business from ungrateful owner. This is a long tale. It is also a text book case of why you don't abuse loyal associates. My spouse was the second person hired at a consulting company in a very specialized industry. In her 15 years with the firm it grew to a respectable three office (8-10 employees at each location) entity. She and the owner grew the business on the contacts, expertise and

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Text - basically 75% absent and mostly unaware of day to day activity. As he got more and more removed from the business, he would make overtures that he would eventually retire and sell her the business. He was so dependent on her income generating that he took out a life insurance policy on her. I did not involve myself too much, but at a major industry dinner party I attended with her, he introduced my wife to the table as "My girl Friday" basically a secretary (which was weird). Over the yea

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Text - you?" One day out of the blue, my wife received a raise and bonus (a very minor amount of money) and a contract that included a non-compete, non-disclosure agreement. After reading it, she realized that the owner was trying to lock her down from leaving for another firm (she had been getting feelers from other companies) to make things even more suspicious, she received a call from a competitor who said they were in final stages of due diligence and they wanted to meet her. The asshole wa

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Text - My wife is extremely loyal, she has missed so many special days working for this guy, stuck around when they were wobbly, even skipped paychecks when there were tough financial times. She was furious, the absolute maddest I've ever seen her. We discussed starting her own firm and I asked "how much business is contactually obligated to stay there if you leave?" it turned out that most agreements were either handshakes or 30 day at-will. I also asked how many would leave with you? She said

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Text - owner. In a very short time, my wife took a 3 week vacation(she had months of unused time). During which time she rented an office (in the same building!) and made all the arrangement to set up a new shop. She agreed to leave any and all company property behind and do her best to give the old company no obvious ammo for litigation. She called her clients and said "I'm leaving, if you want to look into relocating your account with my new company, you'll need to quit the old one before we c

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Text - While she was on vacation, she received a panicked call from her boss "We lost XYZ company, do you know anything about it?" she said "I'm sorry, but I just sent you an email, l've resigned. All my keys and company stuff is on my desk. Buh Bye" The new firm took basically 90% the business and seamlessly transitioned into the same company as it was before, but with a new owner. Even most of the office staff would come aboard. Within a year her old company closed down except for the small of

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Best Excuses Teachers Got That Turned Out True

Someone on AskReddit asked for teachers to share the best excuses they got that ended up being true. The following list of excuses truly shatter expectations. If anything, they're a great reminder that the world is a wild place where the unexpected can strike at any moment.

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Text - 19you1 • 14h Hmmm, I had a student whose father had died and had not done any homework or prep for the geography class, from what I heard the teacher scolded him for not doing so but the student didn't want to say anything (presumably sensitive issue) so his best friend shouted at the teacher "DONT YOU HAVE ANY SHAME, HIS FATHER DIED LAST NIGHT" and the teacher said "I don't care", there was an audible gasp and I was in the next room. Needless to say that teacher is no longer employed her

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Text - BrrToe • 14h A guy in my college class missed class one day. The next day he came in with his eye covered up and medical paperwork in hand. Apparently he got pecked in the eye by a chicken.

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Text - butterfly_burps • 15h After 9/11, my small-town high school received bomb threats every week for two months, and they decided to make us attend school on a Saturday. Myself and about 5 others showed up for our classes, and every teacher said something like "I can't wait for the excuses on Monday." Most of the excuses were something along the lines of "family plans" or what not, but one kid was made read his dad's note aloud to the class because our first period teacher thought it was hila

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Text - Gambachino • 15h Im not the teacher, but we we're told that he had a paramedic student who on their way to write their final exam rolled their car into a creek picked up whatever books they had out of their car and ran the rest of the way to class. Obviously got there late and in tears. You better believe they had a different exam date.

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Text - AusPB90 • 14h I was one of about 20 kids who were late to school. We showed up at the school office as a group and when questioned why we were late, we said "The school bus blew up". They questioned "So the engine blew up" The kids "No, the whole bus, in flames. It blew up" There was much conference between the teachers, all of them thinking we embellished the story. Next thing you know, one of the admin staff has the news website open, very obvious image of an entire bus on fire with a b

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Text - wrstlr3232 • 16h School sporting event. Kid on our team was late because someone stole his windshield wipers and it was snowing out. Kept having to pull over to the side of the road and wipe off his windshield

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Text - Fortisvol • 15h Told me he got pulled over by the cops for wobbly driving on his bike and they thought he was drunk. Turned out he was just dodging all the slugs on the street.

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Text - BlossomBelow • 15h I had a six year old turn up late to her lesson and blurt out "sorry I was late, I had to colour in a bunny!" Seems fair.

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Text - Zoggles123 • 18h Me. My bus hit a bird and the whole windshield was cracked. We had to wait for another bus to pick us up.

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Text - toss_ma_caber • 17h UK - a student couldn't submit an assignment on time as 'the wifi was down on the Megabus'.

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Text - DontKillKinny • 16h I had a chemistry professor show up about 15 mins late - just when people were about to leave, he shows up and explains that he was just in a car accident - his car had been in a roll over and he still showed up! He said he was ok. He drove a Volvo.

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Text - DatPunk15 • 15h In high school I biked to class. One day I hit a rock and ate absolute shit. I obviously got to class late. Before I could say a word my teacher stopped class and said "Thank you for finally joining us, why are you so late?" I raised my heavily bloodied hands and elbows. It must've looked bad because she audibly gasped and rushed me to the school nurse apologizing nonstop the entire way.

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Text - Makenshine • 15h When I was student teaching, I was late because there was bunch chickens in the middle of the road. They wouldn't move at all. This is in the middle of a city of 200,000 people. Freaking chickens. I finally get to school and profusely apologize to my mentor teacher and I told her why I was late thinking it sounded ridiculous. She said, "yeah, those chickens are fucking assholes, they surrounded my car in the McDonalds parking lot last year. Dont worry about."

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Text - Zeruvi • 18h In my hometown if you walked into anywhere late and said the phrase "Sorry, grain train" you were never challenged. It was extremely common for 50+ carriage trains to run through the middle of town.

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Text - superstartsky • 16h Not me, but one of my good friends: She went to the Royal Military College of Canada, where they wear their uniforms and there are often tourists visiting the campus. Apparently, it was completely normal to be waylaid by tourists looking to have their photos taken with students in uniform that all they had to say when they walked in late was "tourists" and the professors would let it slide. She always wondered how many family photos she was actually in over her time sp

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Text - surgicalasepsis • 16h "MTV paid me $50 to fill my backpack with cement and carry it around for the day." I accepted that excuse. Student later regretted it, as a replacement backpack and college textbooks far exceeded $50. But he got his moment of fame and I didn't penalize him for his tardy. Gotta live a little. Edit: someone found a newspaper article on this. Turns out it was $200. He "earned" $100 for the first day and $100 when he returned the next day. I remembered $50, but it was 19

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Text - Scoutnjw • 15h Not a student, but one of my Teaching Assistants when I ran a pre-school in West Philly... 'sorry I missed yesterday, my friend shot my mom'. Naturally, l'm a little speechless... 'oh no it's ok, he was AIMING FOR SOMEONE ELSE'

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Text - Grizelda_H • 16h My best friend and I used to roller skate to school and one day we both forgot to put our shoes in our backpacks. So we skated to the vice- principal's office and got to skip first period to go home for shoes. We stopped at Taco Bell on the way back for breakfast, because we figured we were already excused.

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Text - shoppy33 • 16h I was the student...my neighbor had a really social goat, and she figured out how to escape her pen in order to come over and hang out. She escaped and followed me to the bus stop, and when the bus came, she tried to follow me onto it. I couldn't actually get on the bus without her being right behind me, so I had to get off, bring her home, and call my dad to bring me to school.

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Text - Sapang • 17h We had an exam in my class and the teacher got a message from a student saying that he was going to be late because his car had a flat tire (the student was known to party), the teacher didn't think it could be true, so as a joke the teacher asked him to bring the tire back. He brought the flat tire back in the middle of the exam. Needless to say, the professor didn't expect that.

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Text - Sheldon_Turtle • 15h Literally today, child missed my first hour class, notes said car accident on the way to school and would be coming late. Kid comes for 2nd hour, has pictures on his phone of the ROLLOVER accident! WTF, kid, go home. Rest. Take care of yourself.

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Text - Animecat1 • 16h I was the student. When I was in college I opened my front door to see S.W.A.T. teams and DEA agents outside of my house. The one who looked at me was holding some kind of AR. I went back inside. From what I heard, there was a multiple-sting operation that happened around my town and my neighbors place got raided. I missed half of my classes that day.

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Text - Pinkie365 • 16h Obligatory not a teacher, but I'm an admin at a music school. I had a mom frantically call me and let me know her daughter would probably be late or miss their guitar lesson in a couple hours cuz she couldn't find the kid. I was just kind of like "uhhhhhhh okay...well I will let her teacher know". Got another call about an hour later from the same mom. She found her kid, but apparently the daughter went to a friend's house and decided to dye her hair green??? They lived pr

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Text - jogfx • 14h Not teacher, but pupil. I was in a car crash on my way to school. About 5 cars involved because some jerk decided to overtake us since we slowed down coming to a turn. So a trip to the hospital to get checked, and then school 3 hours late. I had small cuts all over my face from glass flying everywhere and had a really shoulder, but my teachers wouldn't believe me until police showed up because they forgot to get a statement from me. Apparently some of the other involved people

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Text - AlienCowAbduction • 16h Student here, I headed into school early to get some studying done in the library before my night class. I was one exit away when I was caught in a 3 car accident. Most of the expressway afterwards was gridlock with only one lane left open. I did eventually make it into my lab class 15 minutes late, with a few scrapes and bruises. My professors reaction was simply "Oh that was you!"

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Text - Vladtehwood • 16h Bear on the backyard. No access gate. Animal control had to trang it from the room and drag it through the house. Made the news. Got to retake the test I missed after sending her the news article.

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Text - seanmashitoshi • 17h Not a teacher but a friend said his house blew away. Apparently... tornado.

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Text - falafel • 17h I had a teacher who showed up about halfway through the class. Apparently her car had slid (intense snowstorm the night before) and she had walked the last mile or so.

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Text - lizardgal10 • 17h Flock of wild turkeys in the road. Not always school, but this happened more than once in my life. For those of you who have never found yourselves in this situation: there is no way out of it. Wild turkeys will move when they damn well decide to do so, and only then.

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Text - arcant12 • 18h A kid's apartment burned down overnight. He was a little late, but still came.

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Text - lotusblossom60 • 16h My best story ever! I taught in a hard core inner city school. My student comes in at 10:30. I was like, dude, where were you. Oh, my bus was late. Yah, no. Why would your bus be three hours late. Well Miss, there was a drive by shooting. OMG are you okay? Someone shot at the bus? No ma'am, a kid shot a gun out of the bus. We got pulled over. The cops had to search everyone. The kid with the gun was literally the last kid to be searched. True story, you can't make thi

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Text - BobosBigSister • 16h A kid missed my first period class one morning, but was in school later that day. When I asked him why he hadn't arrived in time for my course, he said his cow was birthing its calf that morning, so he'd picked being in the barn over English. Made sense to me. His essays weren't going to win any ribbons at the county fair, but his calf could.

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Text - breadedbread2 • 17h Not a teacher, but I was hit by a car on my bike to uni and my prof was more than understanding as to why I was late

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Tumblr Post: Guy Makes Friends With Monster Under The Bed

Well well, this Tumblr story about a dude befriending the infamous monster under the bed is something special. Definite favorite moment is when the monster intervenes and plays the part of the hero in the guy's dire time of need.

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Text - 2 writing-prompt-s You drop a small piece of food on the floor, and decide to kick it under the oven/couch/ whatever because you can't be bothered to pick it up. As you're walking away, you hear a very quiet "Thank you!" from under it. bethanythemartian "No problem," I say, the words passing out of my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and I freeze.

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Text - I turn, and look at the fridge. It seems to be the same fridge that was here when I moved in. I mean, I'm also kind of embarrassed. I never do that, I know that's how you get roaches, but my back hurts so bad that getting up and down is next to impossible, much less bending over. “Um, you holding up okay down there?" | ask.

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Text - There was silence. "I know that we're probably the only apartment in the building that doesn't have a bug problem. That's, well, that's you, right?" Again, silence. But I know I heard it. "Listen, I can't really bend over right now, but if you're down there and hungry, like, there's half a rotisserie chicken in there that's about to go bad. I was going to throw it away, but if you could use it-"

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Text - "Yesssss. Please." Well. Whatever it is, it's well-mannered, anyway. I set my sandwich down and go back and open the package to the questionable chicken. "Honestly, it might be a little off. Can you still eat it? l've got..." "I eat."

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Text - "Okay. Bones too?" "Yes." I break the bird into pieces and drop it, kicking each piece under the fridge. The compressor kicked on, so I only had hints of whatever noises might be coming up from there. "You good? Thirsty?" "Iccccce? Please?"

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Text - "Oh, sure, no problem." I just hit the ice maker button until there's a handful of cubes on the floor, and use the broom to knock them under. "Better?" "Yesss. Thank you." "Sure. Listen I need to eat and take a nap. You're- you're just stuck under there, I guess, or you'd have gone through the garbage, right?"

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Text - "Ssstuck, yes." "Okay. Just under the fridge or can you move under other things." "Sometimes move. In same place." "In the same apartment, or you gotta move to other fridges." "Same.. home."

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Text - "Ah. Okay. Um, well, l'll try to remember to kick stuff under the fridge for you." "Hurt?' "Um, my back. I just need to sleep, l'll be okay." "Make better." "That's the plan, friend." I sure hope that, when I go to sleep and wake back up, there won't be a weird pile of chicken smooshed under the fridge. Or maybe I hope that there is?

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Text - When I wake up, it's like my back had never hurt at all. And when I kick an ice cube under the fridge, I hear a soft noise and sigh and 'thank you', so. Not just some weird pain induced hallucination. It goes on like that for weeks. The Thing Under the Fridge especially likes moldy cheese and stale tortillas, but they'll eat just about anything. Their English gets better the more l talk to them, though they still struggle with sibilants. I assume because of the way the mouth is formed.

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Text - They're friendly and polite and haven't been menacing at all, and the one time I ducked down with a flashlight and looked under the fridge I heard chuckling from under the couch. "Cannot see, always move," they said. "Fair enough, but I had to try." "Understand." They sounded very amused.

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Text - Sometimes they hang with me in the living room, under the couch, and watch tv with me. They really like Umbrella Academy, as it turns out. "How long have you lived here?" "Where?" "This... this place. You came with the apartment, right?" "No."

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Text - "No? The fridge?" "I came with you. Always you." It took me a moment. A long moment. "You're the monster who lives under my bed." "Yessss. Always with you, where you live, I live." They sounded pleased.

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Text - "Huh. Cool. You need anything?" "Ice?" "You got it, pal." It's kind of nice. I always have company, but I have privacy if I ask for it. They like to hear about the world, and sometimes we listen to audiobooks or I read out loud. I made sure every room has some place for them so they can follow me, or not, as they like.

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Text - And, well, there was this... I don't like talking about it. But I was half asleep, and someone came in through my bedroom window. Honestly, I don't think he thought anyone would be home. I'd gotten in from out of town very late, and had been dropped off, too tired to drive, so my car wasn't out front.

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Text - But he advanced on my bed, lifting his fist, and by the time I was working myself up into panic, well, I suppose the front of his foot must have gone under the bed. Like I said, they'll eat just about anything.

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Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard

This quick and fun Tumblr thread imagines a fantasy world where the IT guy is working magic to resolve people's technology problems. So many parallels with the real thing.

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Text - otherwindow Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy. Court Wizard, fixing the Queen's magic mirror: has't thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

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Text - otherwindow Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off. otherwindow Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show

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Text - weasowl Court Wizard: Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Please. For the last time. You can't just leave a live scrying image running in the background as a surface saver. Especially if you're going to be editing spells on here at the same time. There isn't a magic mirror in the kingdom with enough mystic storage to support that kind of usage.

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Text - bexminx Court Wizard: Your Majesty, have you tried draping a black sheet over it and then removing the sheet after thirty seconds? Queen: I did, but then it just showed the sky with around four hundred clouds. otherwindow #'my queen i am begging thee to dismiss some of these enchantments for they do cause t' mirror to be slothful,

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